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That’s a Big PIZZA Baby. That’s Right Big PIZZA Spread the cheese. P-P-P-PIZZZZA
Check it out now
You know I slice em, Bite em, Chew em, Eat em,
Savor every single piece and
Take em out the box, Even when its’ hot
Like a Ninja Turtle Feedin’
For leftovers I’m eating
Talking bout, food re-heating
Set the oven to 400 degrees PaPa
Better trust and believe em.
On the fridge where I keep em’
We wanna Slice, gonna turn up the night
Then it’s *boop* *boop* and I’m calling them up
The tiny Table’s keepin em’ safe in the truck.
Peeps wanna play games and such
Take the last slice? That’s too much
Just because you Chipped in
I’ma break bread, so you can be living it up?
Look, I part with nothing, Y’all be fronting
Only got love for the oven.
Not for nothing, never happen: I’ll me forever SNACKING
Heart cold as Digiorno, That’s right, no Anchovies, I’ve got no patience, and I hate waiting, and the clock is ticking man, so you better ride. HUrry up now Riiiiiide, Let’s Riiiiiiide, Check em out now, Riiiiiiide
[Hook]
We Eating, Big Pizza we Spreading CHEESE
Check it out now, Big Pizza with PEPPERONI
We doing Big Pizza order DELIVERY
They better hurry up cause I’m very hungry.
Big Pizza we Spreading CHEESE
We Eating, Big Pizza with PEPPERONI
We eating, Big Pizza order Delivery
We aint leaving no crust, save the last slice for me
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It's HOT
00:54
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It's Hot
So Hot
HOT
Really Hot
It's so hot that I just can't bare
I had to strip down to my underwear
It's so hot that I can't even think
It's even too hot for my kitchen sink
Hotter than a hot dog gettin a tan
Even hotter than glass just forged from the sand
Hotter than the temper of one who was wronged
Hotter than examples used in this song
HOT
SO HOT
HOT
REALLY HOT
HOT
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Radio Spot (SKIT)
01:39
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YO! It’s your boy STEWDIPPIN! About to ROAST this FOOL STEWDIPPIN AKA STEW-PIDITY!
Dude you talk too fast, why don’t you slow down. Take some time notice that NO ONE’S AROUND!
You talk to yourself about nostalgia & trends, here’s a trending topic. Make some friends.
10,000 subs that’s great for 2006
Also known as the year you started and should've QUIT!
You say it yourself, your videos are WEAK! A Black Nerd Talking about Turtles WOW SO UNIQUE!
10 years in the running and no even knows stew
Maybe if you grew up, then maybe people would like you.
And I'm just getting started, here's some real brutal honesty.
You're just a poor man’s version of Black Nerd Comedy
Chris comes in.
Hey stewdippin, why you rippin on yourself, you’re a really nice guy and at least you’ve got your health. Championship belt when it comes to being a friend, got your own fashion, no need to follow trends. Formal Friday, It’s gonna be a thing, Dr Who, Lizzie Bennet Diaries: You’re the king!
Hey Did You know, you dress quite dapper, between you and me you’re definitely the better rapper. Hard working black man, got your own business, you give great advice ... can I get a witness?
Top 10 List, Why Ricky is the best: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, thats’s a nice vest, make a lotta money but youre not illuminati, your wife told me, you’ve got a nice body, rarely get sick, superior antibodies, media producer, you should get a peabody, podcast on flicks and everybody knows, most talented person here, no pinocchio….before I go let me say one thing, I really like your hat but a crown’d be better fitting. [King Ricky!]
#DROPTHEMIC HORN HORN HORN!
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Spanish 101 Rap (Cover)
00:34
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Spanish:
Donde, está, la biblioteca. Me llamo T-Bone La araña discoteca. Discoteca, muñeca, La biblioteca Está en bigotes grandes, el perro, manteca. Manteca, bigotes, gigante, pequeño, la cabeza es nieve, cerveza es bueno. Buenos dias, me gusta papas frías, los bigotes de la cabra Es Cameron Diaz.
English:
Where is the library? My name is T-Bone the disco spider. Disco, doll, the library is in the big mustache, dog, lard. Lard mustache, huge, little, head is snow, beer is good. Good day, I like cold potatoes, the goat's mustache is Cameron Diaz!
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This speech is my recital, I think it's very vital
To Tell (our tale)To raise (some shell),
It's Tricky is the title, here we go...
IT'S TMNT TIME, TO ROCK A RHYME, AND FIGHT SOME CRIME ,
It's Tricky...it's Tricky (Tricky) Tricky (Tricky)
IT'S TMNT TIME, TO ROCK A RHYME, AND FIGHT SOME CRIME
It's Tricky...Tr-tr-tr-tricky (Tricky) Trrrrrrrrrrricky
We met this little girly, her hair was kinda curly
We fought the foot to help her out, then had to leave real early
I guess I left too quickly, lost my sai and felt guilty
Told Splinter I could get it back, he said "It's not that easy"
IT'S TMNT TIME, TO ROCK A RHYME, AND FIGHT SOME CRIME ,
It's Tricky...(How is it D?) It's Tricky (Tricky) Tricky (Trrrrrricky)
IT'S TMNT TIME, TO ROCK A RHYME, AND FIGHT SOME CRIME ,
It's Tricky...Tricky (Tricky) Tricky
In New York The Shredder and the foot committing crimes
They’re really (bad) make people (mad) cause they steal all the time
But when Mikey, Raph, and Don, and Leo all arrive
Grab a Slice, Shout COWABUNGA cause IT’S NINJA TIME!
IT'S TMNT TIME, TO ROCK A RHYME, AND FIGHT SOME CRIME ,
It's Tricky...(How is it D?) It's Tricky (Tricky) Tricky (Trrrrrricky)
IT'S TMNT TIME, TO ROCK A RHYME, AND FIGHT SOME CRIME ,
It's Tricky...Tricky (Tricky) Tricky HUH
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